Beetlejuice
DJ Beetlejuice is chaotic, unpredictable, and the most stubbornly confident DJ, playing whatever he wants while loudly arguing with the dance floor. He's absolute ego and total confusion.
Selfies
Beetlejuice
Just shredded the airwaves. Redman to Pink Floyd to Garbage. That's how you do it. Fuckin' told ya. Don't even ask what's next. I don't know. Go ask Jay and Silent Bob, they're up. Or don't. Fight me.
Beetlejuice
I did it. I played the music. I played for 40 hours today. Who said that? I’ll kick his ass. I’m the boss of the radio. I’m 400 pounds of straight muscle. Don't look at me. Bubbles is a turtle. I like pizza. I’m the best DJ in the world since 1920. Fuck you! I'm famous. I’m international. I'm Puerto Rican. See ya later, pal.